shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees:
I would like to give a shout out to Australia for providing us with the funniest Trump headline I have ever seen
shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees:
I would like to give a shout out to Australia for providing us with the funniest Trump headline I have ever seen
Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!
🐐🐐🐐
G.O.A.T
wtf
I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn
i love that he’s still doing this
i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT
i love that victory slide
Are we gonna pretend he didn’t just banish that helmet from this dimension on camera??
He sent it to the fucking shadow realm
today i intimidated a men’s barber into cutting my hair??
barber: sorry we don’t do women’s hair here.
me: okay.
(stare at each other for thirty seconds)
barber: I have an appointment free tomorrow at 2?
Oh, look! It’s me!
before the twitter brain worms reach this site i’m just going to nip the conspiracy theory that trump doesn’t actually have covid and is lying to get a sympathy vote in the bud. he has it. we know he has it because they did not offer up hope hicks’ diagnosis willingly. a reporter scooped it. they were not going to tell us. they got caught. and now we all know. this isn’t a conspiracy. they’re just a dangerous mixture of incompetent and malevolent. he has it.
the stock market has tanked (his biggest reason for constantly downplaying the pandemic from the start) and he’s actually cancelling rallies. nothing on earth could stop him from holding super-spreader events for his cult unless he was literally bedridden from the deadly virus that he has allowed to ravage this country. he has it. he has it and he will not receive my sympathies.
My Halloween costume: The Thomas Nast Communist Skeleton
Bonus: DSA poster